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(26 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
(26 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)A New Jersey teen who was locked inside a park after closing is suing the city, saying he hurt himself when he was forced to jump over a fence to get out.
I hope that the injury was to the part of his anatomy that would allow him to breed. That way society would be rid of any progeny this idiot might produce.