Fan Gets “Butt” End In Rick Springfield Personal Injury Lawsuit

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No butts about it, we think might have found one of our most frivolous lawsuits yet.

Vicki Calcagno of Liverpool, New York recently filed a personal injury lawsuit against 1980’s pop star Rick Springfield (of “Jessie’s Girl” fame), alleging that the rocker fell into her during a 2004 concert, resulting in Springfield’s buttocks striking Calcagno in the head which led to “lasting injuries”.

Calcagno’s evidence? A close up picture of Springfield backside.

In an interview with Yahoo! Springfield was quoted as saying, “I mean, I work out, but my ass isn’t that hard! So I figured that it was kind of bogus.”

The case made it all the way to the New York Supreme Court before deliberating for one hour and siding with Springfield, who now jokes that he has a “weapon of mass destruction.”

Looks like Springfield won’t be lovin’ her with his body, we just know it.